whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: His name is Gabriel Eduardo Saporta. That’s just sex in fancy, Uruguayan linguistics. That whole tall, dark & handsome thing. That lower torso you see there, and how it peeks out at you from between his super low rise skinny jeans and too short t-shirts. He admits he can’t sing but is all like “fuck you, I know I can’t but I love doing it so STFU.” His package looks a little swollen sometimes. Like he might be carrying something serious down there. Maybe.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. His name is Gabriel Eduardo Saporta. That’s just sex in fancy, Uruguayan linguistics.
  2. That whole tall, dark & handsome thing.
  3. That lower torso you see there, and how it peeks out at you from between his super low rise skinny jeans and too short t-shirts.
  4. He admits he can’t sing but is all like “fuck you, I know I can’t but I love doing it so STFU.”
  5. His package looks a little swollen sometimes. Like he might be carrying something serious down there. Maybe.